Hi my name is Oishi and I sometimes forget to log out of tumblr, which gives my husband the opportunity to write useless text posts on here. :’) Hohohoh. ♥
mortson: sweetsweetdicksinmymouth: dirkdave: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs
Are we special, or just weird?: My dad sent me to... →
badcgijosh: My dad sent me to the crawl space to find some decorations he made me put away six months ago and when he originally told me to put away the decorations he said “remember where you put these because six months from now I’m going to need you to go get them” The point of this story isn’t that my…
1612th: in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything...
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bakerstreetbabes: somewhatdorky: moraniarty: ormond sacker just I love you.
frerardsaveslives: languageofthemad: iatesomesulphurforlunch: kjakerz: ROYAL WEDDING QUICK VERSION now i regret watching the full coverage of the wedding. C R Y I N G HAHAHAHAHAHA oMFG
ninjawear: howtodresswell: would u punch a kid for $500,000 shit I’ll do it for $10
richwhitelesbian: im just a young white girl tired of people being racist against me