robbicide: AS TOLD BY ROB, WHO IS FIVE YEARS OLD.
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
i-fight-zombies: Holy shit if you’re so intent about preserving the ~right way~ to read books go fucking read an illuminated manuscript your printed books are such disgusting bastardizations of the art of the book you don’t even have personalized binding your pages aren’t made of rags and every word isn’t hand-lettered by monks you all disgust me
I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud. the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me. THOSE ARE TRAITS IN YOUR PERSONALITY IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE PERSONALITY THEN YOU SHOULD GET HELP
rookiemag: If you haven’t seen the tv show Strangers With Candy yet, I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME, OK? Just kidding but it’s a great show. Stephen Colbert is my favorite. - Hazel
social justice blog: Why I Hate Men →
amazonfeminist: I hate men. Yes, you heard me. I HATE MEN. Why? Because they continually act in ways which show how much they deserve to be hated. Most of the murders in the world? Men. Most of the rapists? men. Most of the pillaging, destroying soldiers? Men. Most of those who order…
no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
underwere: his laugh tho
40daydreams: After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched. So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories.
underwere: When Asians attack. Why don’t any of the Korean exchange students at my school do this :( haha
i saw the avengers on friday and it was fucking awesome
Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich