intrajanelle:

i just really want a story about a supervillain family where the supervillain dad is so proud of both of his daughters even though one grows up to be a superhero and he encourages them both to do what they want to do and when he runs into his superhero daughter while he’s on a crime spree he’s all like “oh hun you did such a good job foiling my evil plans today!! are you gonna come visit me in solitary? tell your mother not to forget to buy milk!”

vintagegal:

Crime Mysteries no. 10 (1953)

vintagegal:

Crime Mysteries no. 10 (1953)

tardis-thehauntedsexysnogbox:

padalemons:

insertfandomnamehere:

just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

dont forget this gem:

this entire post just made my day

therapsida:

it’s funny how providing accommodations to a disabled student is “unfair to the rest of the class” yet imposing a standard on a disabled student that is based on the capabilities of able-bodied students is fair and impartial, isn’t it funny how that works?

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son…

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

peashooter85:

An ornate 6 shot wheel-lock revolving musket decorated with gold, silver, ivory, and bone.  Originates from Russia, 16th century, possibly restored or added onto in the 18th or 19th century.

chrishemsperf:

chrishemsperf:

I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years

each note is another year i will be laughing at this

chrishemsperf:

chrishemsperf:

I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years

each note is another year i will be laughing at this

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

freexcitizen:

xyvch:

Beautiful Rudeness - hand type

I need to try my hand at calligraphy

virare:

Ali Michael by Petra Collins for Oyster #104

virare:

Ali Michael by Petra Collins for Oyster #104

insassingaround:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

you can tell he’s ready for the challenges of fatherhood

insassingaround:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

you can tell he’s ready for the challenges of fatherhood