Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”
- Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy
- School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
- Student: I got bullied.
- School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
frida kahlo was a disabled politically active woman of color who deliberately fucked with gender roles and don’t you ever forget it
"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."